I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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