You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
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i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
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Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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