My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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