Is it because I queefed?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Randomize
