I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
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I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
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Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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