Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
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I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
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He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
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