tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
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I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
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I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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