Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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