Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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