God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
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I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
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I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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