This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
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Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
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College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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