Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
These tits shall not be calmed
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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