You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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