So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
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He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
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who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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