Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
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fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
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How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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