question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
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then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
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Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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