Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
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nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
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I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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