Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
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You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
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The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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