So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
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i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
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You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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