Porn is love you can see.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
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Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
You pole danced in your parka.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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