i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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