Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
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Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
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I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
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