if i died would you start the facebook group?
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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