she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
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Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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