I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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