yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
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Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
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Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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