just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
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Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
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He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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