What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
wat bout pragnant strippers??
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
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Old men and throwing up are my life now.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
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I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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