I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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