OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
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Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
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If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
And then he peed in my hair
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