Dual....:-)
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
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PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
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I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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