He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
people are starting to question the shark bite story
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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