Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
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