ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
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In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
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Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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