I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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