I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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