That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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