There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
handjob tips. give me some.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
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just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
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If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
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