Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Randomize