I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
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I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
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Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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