I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
another moral hangover. fuck.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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