Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
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My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
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Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
i think i just lost a toe
Never let your siblings swipe right.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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