Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
so let's talk penis.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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