Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
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almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
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I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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