just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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