Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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