you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
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