Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
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I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
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Is Oprah even human
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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