P.S. I can't hear my feet
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
You pole danced in your parka.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
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