halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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