There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
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Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
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"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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