hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
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just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
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No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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