The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
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i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
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My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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