I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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