Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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