i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
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So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
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I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
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